• People on HGTV shows: wow this house is perfect and it's $150,000 less than our budget! Look at the open concept floor plan! Oh but wait... the master bathroom doesn't have a double vanity! I hate this house let's leave right now

nepetasfatcock:

polarisopposites:

this is one of my favorite posts

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD i SNORTED FCUK OH GOD

twentyonescreens:

IF YOU DON’T LIKE PANIC! AT THE DISCO you’re just a human being with a different music taste than i and i respect that

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

butji:


Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

butji:

Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

Meagan + her baby bump

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

keziaaarghhh:

my favourite person ever